David? He loves Brak.

The Phantom of the Opera - overdubbed with Brak.

Hello everybuday! It’s me again! Duh! So anyway… I’ve been workin and… um… workin some more.. and lookin for more work so I Can make more money and buy myself a really big rock and a grill upon which I can put out fires with my nephews face (because he thinks that would be AWESOME!) And it is official - the boys list of awesome is as follows: God, Fire, Guns, Girls, everything else. Such is the order of awesome according to Landon >:)8=]

And there we have an awesome landom smileyman (before fire-put-outing with his face). So I saw a weasel the other day who had a taste for manfaces, he bit my brother right on the sphincter! It was SO sweet to see the blood and the albatross droppings all over the ground, the colors were exceptional! I took pictures so I could see the alabtross crappings in WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDESCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!! My brothers call my TV “The Eye of Sauron!” … yes.. you saw one eye in a movie.. I have the other one .

I’m still seeking world domination through the sewer systems… it’s slow going, but I’m getting there!!
Slowly…… Like… … but anyway, it stunk like some to-fu after a week in the fridge and 2 days in the sun with some extra mustard…..

 I’ve been allowing my imagination to run the daytona 500 recently.. had pretty good marks too, and my top speed was higher than the closest Gherkin. But I decided to try the lamanze on alphapha next time, with a bit of dressing on the side for my next number. Costuming will have a time trying to make me look not-better than that piratey movie guy who is not-as-awesome as me. Besides, I have real facial hair and not-shaved girly arms with genuine man awesome in abundance… before the fire-putting-out-with-the-face thing…

I need donuts to put around the cats necks… I am out for now, I will bless you all with my words of unfathomable wisdom and absolute, authoritative sensicality soon. Be good my children, or I will remove beef from your local grocery store and feed it to my pet ostrich!

So… after being scolded heartily by my brother Patkin, I have committed to post once a week, due to his belief that I am more amusing than the average individual. I know he’s right… but still!………….. Anyway, he said I needed to start sharing my comments and thoughts about movies, and synopsys of movies, and my commentary on movies…and my thoughts on how popcorn causes gingivitus in your femur and all that jazz. Really, I just told him to give him the slip so I could run home and play Jenga with this blind gnome I met at work the other day… he’s really good for having no hands, being blind, and not being able to reach the table.

 Well, on to the updatey part on where I am in life. I’m right here.. at my compuder pushing buttons that make words to convey my thoughts and condolesces to everyone that isn’t reading the Kamchatkan Kourier (it’s spelled special in swahili, or whatever language it’s spelled in). Back to business! I’m not at work, so the work part’s done and it’s off to play!

 I got a quarter for staring down a bulldog while it bit my face.

 And in other news, I lied about the bulldog thing…. it was really a west african knerbot, an exotic type of mammal known for it’s bazaare orthodoxy for hunting. It consists of sitting and asking the kenyan’s for welfare.

I didn’t get to go to school this semester.. the college/banks/shoeshiners wouldn’t finance me, so I’m stuck seeing another place to throw mud dobbers and cheezey pineapple soup in.  The going has been slow, but with enough chocolate in the CD drive, I’ll meet success soon enough!!!

I’ll have a new post for you soon! I just have to make up some more amusing, random stuff to talk to people about and to reiterrate here in my usual, untimely fashion!

So yeah, hey everybody! (like.. all 1 or 6 of you)….. Now that I’ve spent approximately a whole dadgum year being super busy flying through the whirling dervish that is my life trying to find time to do things, make time to do things, and just outright label things as below my level of instant oatmeal… I finally got with Josh and managed to find myself with uninterrupted time enough to actually… return from having fallen off the face of the planet!

(I do that alot… actually ^.^)

So now that I’m back.. I’ve got lots of catching up to do methinks… so, first things first

NO MORE FAST FOOD!!! YAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaY!

That’s right! Atlast I’ve thrown off the yoke of my soy-grease infected buttermongering chickenpushing slopmongrels and been freed from the realm of serving dead animal chunks and frozen comquats or somethin forever! (joy!) Having actually sometime between the then when I wrote my last thingything, and writing this thingything become a superior soy-grease infected buttermongering chickenpushing slopmongrel extraordinaire, working as ona those for a while, then deciding that it was a disservice to the chickens to serve them without their teeth and spineteys, so I kicked the oyster and told em all to shoot some basketballs at the albatross… I was outa there buddy! YEAH!

So I left there, and went somewhere else that didn’t serve chickens, albatross, grease, or even small goats with the little pink bows on their left inscisors; I started sellin electrics! You know, those new pieces of paper that light up and show different pictures when you hook wires to em, and those little boxes that let you do all kinda cool stuff like make cows fly and drop rhinoceri on unsuspecting anthropods and all kinda awesome stuff! …………………………………….and they let you write words too. So I sell those now, and I get to play games when it’s slow, like this superawesome guitar game, you can even beat it on the ground if you win! (which is why we can’t play at work.. only when not at work, when we don’t have permission to beat it on the ground). All this to say.. I now get to sell computers and space ships and all kinda big pieces of paper! …. that light up with all kinda pictures.. though SOME peeple like to call em t-e-l-e-v-i-s-i-o-n-s … they’re really not, that’s just what they call em…. but anyway….

I’m still in school, it’s way better because I said it is now.. so.. it IS! ALRIGHT!? Wha.. HEY! EY-O… you listen ta me while I’m talkin ta you budday! So… I get to learn about how totally aweful fast food is for hampsters, why Al Gore is going to rule the gumball factory, and why Albert Einstein had a big ole nose. That about wraps it up for now.. really the whole work thing…it um… it really took up alot of my time.. then the other work thing.. and the other ones, and the school stuffs.. and um… church things.. with some singing… and some marmadukes, you know… those things… with… the… things? … And I got to go to Atlanta and say hi to all those pretty mamas who were after me budday! SHEEEEEEYOOOOOO!!!! WOOOOOooooooo….. I had like… 9.. or.. 7 … imaginary girlfriends there… but I had to share em with Chris before I kneecapped em AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!

I’ll be posting more often now that I know how-da do things… so.. look for more soon!

It’s Friday… school sucked… as usual… lots of homework.. as usual…

Work sucked.. as usual.. but atleast I roxxor and everybody loves me because I PWNZ0rZ teh w0rkz0rdZ. Anyway, off to a friend’s house to try and fix their computer networky thing. So.. maybe I’ll post somethin tomorrow, but until then, later =)

Another day, life continues on with a more serious side.

Just one of those rare, lazy Saturdays so far, a time to just relax once in a while and enjoy the blessings of life for a little while. Just working on rectifying some of the consequences for procrastinating any more by finishing up some homework I’ve had on my plate all week. But meh, it’s spring break.. I’m allowed to slack for a bit for a change, but that time is coming to an end, and it’s time to get back to the grind once more.

Had a rough night last night, but it turned out ok once all was said and done.. I’m happy. So today I just wait to see Leayha again so she can do something to make me smile like she always does while I work on these papers and algebra junk ^.^

Stayin busy, working hard, same old same old… talk to ya later

Helooooo evereh–buddeh!

My name isn’t brak, and this is my post. Well.. it’s sorta like brak… only without zorak to come beat me up and steal my lunch money.. and my college tuition.

So anyway… um.. I saw this man, and he was sitting in this diner.. and… he said “Hey there buddy, I haven’t.. haven’t eatin… in.. long time” so I bit em!

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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!

aww.. mayn I ferget it!

But in a slightly more serious and less brak… ish.. sort of tone… this is my bloggy thing.. and… it blogs… with… blog.. ings… so.. yeah.. now that I’ve finalyl figured out how to post on the darn thing, I can post… stuff… yeah. RK is a shnitzel and tried to make it all complexicated like his stuff.. I demanded he noobify it for those of us non-uber bloggers like my self so I could use the thing.. ^.^